Showing posts with label food porn. Show all posts
Showing posts with label food porn. Show all posts

Sunday, November 20, 2011

(FOOD PORN)...We have seen the enemy..and his name is MUFFIN....

OK:
What's YOUR favorite "cheat food""??
Double chocolate was not bad enough? Red velvet not #$@^'ed up enough?
I KNOW..let's make a COMBO--that'll really mess with Jason's resolve !!!
Understand--this kinda stuff is NOT in my kitchen,as the best way to stay on the good-foot,
training wise,,,is to not allow such crap in the house!!!
Still....$3.69 was the SALE price...and they're gone now...so.....

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

SUMMER'S HERE!!--food log alert!!BEEP

Yeah, the days get SHORTER...but that's not till...
TOMORROW!!--
so dig a repeat of my ramblings on how being
accountable for what goes IN can help you with what
hangs OUT..(click HERE..)
Make it the best Summer ever!!
..PS:CHESTER says"please subscribe to our
you tube channel?--it's HOT out here!!"........

Monday, January 24, 2011

FOOD PORN-football McNuggets

Big shout out to Mr.Sincere Hogan,
for posting the original idea..i just put a little
'spin on it...


It always pays to...make your OWN,, and they taste good--ood.!!
..And,remind me to burn that sweater!!

Monday, December 27, 2010

FOOD PORN-BLIZZARD OATMEAL!!

OK,OK,it's "crockpot oatmeal"
Please,be kind--this is what i look like before my first cup o'Joe,like 4:30 am..

To wit:
1 cup steel cut oats
4 cups water
1/2 cup FF half and half
2tbs cinnamon
1 tsp
pumpkin pie spice
1 apple diced,peeled
..mix,set on "low"..go to sleep,
6-8 hours later-BOOM!
(make sure to use enough water,as it will be
absorbed,and NO QUICK oats..
Enjoy-- 
   NOW:
if i get just FIVE comments on this,
ill post a pic of me shoveling..
in my Armani
snowpants...

Sunday, November 21, 2010

One more taste of FOOD PORN-Last BBQ,'promise!!

This is a hideous sauce.
There’s so much wrong with this sauce, it’s hard to begin. A noxious taste is still in my mouth, like a mud pie – but worse. I’d rather eat dirt than this stinky, synthetic blend of cheap ingredients. I’d rather drink oil (not car oil, more like olive oil which isn’t so bad…)

HA!!-I had to share,because,when dealing with a lower-carb diet,commercially bottled BBQ sauce is right up
there with,i dunno,what HE said(read the whole review,and see if YOU have a bottle of this famous brand
on YOUR refrigerator door!!)
Anyway-my little video speaks for itself:this place was on Food Network,and it put the 'hook in me..
Look,a Bentley's a car...a Yugo's a car....there's food,and there's PORN...take time to cook it yourself,or
at least seek out the best places you can !!!


What's YOUR favorite "treat-day" freak-out?

Friday, September 17, 2010

'ay MATE!!--FOOD PORN?..'gotta be Friday!!

...regarding that Bloomin Onion:
if you hit the local OUTBACK this weekend,please,please consider your app.choices?...

2310 calories

134 grams FAT

241 Carbs


35 grams PROTEIN


...yeah,Mate-134 fat grams=,like,

a WHOLE DAY'S FAT...
(thanks to "top secret restaurant recipes"for diagram)
..nothing more to add...healthy recipe on Monday,promise!

Friday, September 10, 2010

..hey,kid,behind you..it's FOOD PORN !!!!

Yeah,i know-kids in peril is a cheap way to catch your eye,but hey,what's going into YOUR











newt's lunchbag ???

..or does she trip it to Mickey D's ??



So What Really Is In A
McDonald's Chicken McNugget?
Chicken McPoison

Author unknown
5-14-7



The Omnivore's Dilemma by Michael Pollan is a fascinating book that details the changing eating habits of Americans. I can't recommend it highly enough. It explains how, over the last 30 years, we have become a nation that eats vast quantities of corn ­ much more so than Mexicans, the original "corn people."

Most folks assume that a chicken nugget is just a piece of fried chicken, right? Wrong! Did you know, for example, that a McDonald's Chicken McNugget is 56% corn?

Friday, August 27, 2010

FOOD PORN RETURNS !!!


A leisurely walk along the 'Lebanon boardwalk revealed the truth about Streetfair food:
and prompted the return of food porn..

DEEP FRIED OREOS..SNICKERS...TWINKIES...oh,wait a sec..they use
100% cholesterol free peanut oil...WHEW!!...still,call my cardiologist..



......you can read all about it HERE...
Purge your soul,and you GI tract and enjoy the HEALTHY recipe that follows this Monday-it's easy and tasty..
(Oh,BTW...name the 'movie?)